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Explain It To Me Like I’m Tracey Sticker | Retro Rainbow Text Kiss-Cut Sticker SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Bold, playful, and a little bit sassy — this kiss-cut vinyl sticker says what you’re thinking with big block letters and a pop of retro rainbow. Smooth glossy finish and vivid eco-solvent inks make the typography crisp and the colors sing. Stick it on a laptop, journal, water bottle (indoor use), or any smooth flat surface to add personality and a wink to your everyday gear. Application is quick and bubble-free, and the strong permanent adhesive keeps it in place so the message stays loud and proud.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive
- Vibrant eco-solvent ink printing for bright colors
- Quick, smooth, bubble-free application
- Available in multiple sizes; white or transparent options

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Farted Vintage Rainbow Text Mug | Funny Retro Typography Coffee Cup SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This glossy white ceramic mug brings a sly wink to slow mornings and late-night laugh sessions. The black-wrap design with a retro, rainbow-outlined wordmark pops with vintage energy — bold without taking itself too seriously. It feels warm in your hands, drinks stay cozy, and the curved C-handle gives a comfortable grip for sips between chats, study breaks, or while settling in with a good podcast. Bring a little humor to routine moments and let this mug be the quiet companion that sparks smiles at the kitchen table.

Product features
- 11 oz white ceramic construction
- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Comfortable C-handle and rounded corners
- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Fartless Crewneck Sweatshirt | Retro Patch Lettering SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt brings dry humor and bold vintage vibes to everyday wear. The soft, medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend holds shape while feeling substantial and warm. A retro-styled, embroidered-style chest graphic reads with tongue-in-cheek attitude, framed by a subtle shadow for a lived-in look. Clean ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams give a structured silhouette that layers easily over tees or under jackets. Wear it to lazy weekends, low-key hangouts, or when you want to spark a laugh without saying a word — it feels lived-in from the first pull-on and ages into a favorite go-to.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embroidered-style decoration available on chest and wrists for a tactile, retro look
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away inner neck label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Fartless Tee | Retro Badge Text Shirt SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This soft, midweight tee carries a playful, retro patch-style logo that reads “FARTLESS,” blending bold humor with vintage flair. The relaxed crew-neck silhouette sits comfortably at the chest so the design reads cleanly without overpowering an outfit. Wear it out for casual hangs, road trips, or lazy weekends when you want to spark a laugh and keep things light. The printed sleeve and inner neck details add crisp, durable artwork while the smooth, tubular knit gives a clean, polished look. It feels lived-in from the first wear yet holds its shape through regular use.

Product features
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and retain shape
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck label and DTG for main artwork for sharp, long-lasting prints
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Retro Rainbow Portrait Mug | Colorful Pop Art Face 11oz Ceramic SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This white ceramic mug brings a playful, retro vibe to your daily coffee routine. Bold, rainbow-colored outlines frame smiling faces in a pop-art style that feels both nostalgic and joyful. The 11oz size sits comfortably in hand and fits under most household coffee makers. Use it for morning coffee, afternoon tea, or a desk-side pick-me-up — it’s built to handle everyday use while keeping the design bright and visible. The smooth C-handle and rounded rim make sipping easy, and the clean white background lets the colors pop, adding a cheerful accent to any mug collection or workspace.

Product features
- 11 oz white ceramic mug with smooth rounded rim
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Comfortable C-handle and rounded corners
- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Retro Rainbow Trio Hoodie | Portrait Band Faces Sweatshirt SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This cozy hoodie feels like a familiar road trip with friends — soft, warm, and quietly confident. The mid-weight cotton/poly blend drapes comfortably over layers while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a thoughtful, durable touch. A roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm or holds small essentials. The front artwork brings a playful, retro energy with three portrait-style faces framed by warm, rainbow-like haloes — the kind of graphic that sparks inside jokes and shared memories. Wear it on cool evenings, at meetups, or when you want an easy piece that still says something about your crew and your taste.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and adjustable tie
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage
- DTF and DTG printed artwork with optional embroidery placement

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Retro Rainbow Trio Kiss-Cut Sticker | Face Portrait Sticker SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Bright, glossy kiss-cut stickers that bring personality to laptops, journals, and more. Each sticker features three stylized portraits outlined by warm, retro rainbow halos—sharp, high-contrast faces against vivid color gradients that pop on light or dark surfaces. The glossy finish catches light and resists everyday scratches while the strong permanent vinyl backing lays down smoothly and stays put. These stickers suit folks who love nostalgic, podcast-y vibes or collectors of bold, face-centric art who want to personalize their gear with a touch of sunburst energy.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive
- Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright colors
- Available in 4 sizes; white or transparent backing options
- Quick, bubble-free application; for adult use only

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Retro Trio Portrait Rolled Poster | Colorful Pop Art Faces SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Rolled poster prints that bring bold color and personality to any wall. The design places three stylized faces against a deep black field, each haloed by layered, retro-inspired rainbow rings that create warmth and movement. Choose from archival fine art paper for a textured, museum-quality finish, or select matte or semi-glossy photographic papers for a smoother, contemporary look. Available in horizontal and vertical layouts and multiple sizes, these prints arrive rolled for easy framing or display — a striking statement piece that reads like a snapshot from a shared memory or favorite playlist night.

Product features
- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color.
- Three paper options: Fine Art (textured, archival), Matte (subtle, low-gloss), Semi-Glossy (satin finish).
- Multiple sizes and horizontal/vertical layouts available.
- Paper weights: Fine Art 285 g/m²; Semi-Glossy and Matte options ranging 180–260 g/m² depending on provider.
- Rolled for shipping; blanks sourced from USA and Japan.

Care instructions
- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

Smart Radio Mug | Retro Rainbow Logo 11oz Ceramic Coffee Cup SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Warm morning light, your favorite playlist rolling, and a simple white mug that holds both coffee and a little attitude. This 11oz ceramic mug carries a clean, bold logo on one side — crisp black type with a small horizontal stripe of color — and leaves the rest of the surface uncluttered so the design breathes. It feels familiar in your hands: rounded edges, a comfortable C-handle, a balanced weight. Use it at your desk, beside the record player, or stacked on the kitchen shelf where it quietly announces your taste.

Made for people who collect memories as much as mugs, this piece blends everyday usefulness with subtle style. The compact 11oz size tucks easily into tight cabinets and fits under most coffee machines. The white ceramic keeps colors vivid and simple lines sharp. It behaves like a trusted companion — tough enough for daily use, safe in microwaves and dishwashers, and free from lead and BPA.

Bring it out on slow mornings, between radio shows, or as the cup you reach for when you need a clear moment. The design speaks to listeners and small-studio creatives who favor honest, retro-leaning typography and a splash of color. It’s not loud. It’s steady — like the music that keeps you company while you make things happen.

Product features
- 11oz white ceramic — compact and easy to hold
- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks
- Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning
- Comfortable C-handle with rounded edges
- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Smarter Retro Rainbow Stripes Mug | Vintage Script Coffee Cup SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Wake up to a slow, confident smile with this 11oz ceramic mug. The deep black wraparound background makes the retro rainbow lettering pop — a small, cheerful signal on mornings when you need a lift. It’s comfortable to hold by the C-handle and light enough for reaching into the cupboard or carrying to your desk. Heat your coffee or tea in the microwave, then pop the mug in the dishwasher when the last sip is gone. Clean, simple, and built to live in the everyday routines of people who appreciate vintage color and no-fuss care.

Product features
- 11 oz white ceramic construction
- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- C-shaped handle with rounded rim for comfortable grip
- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Smartless Hoodie | Vintage Patch Logo, Retro Text Pullover SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This relaxed, mid-weight hoodie brings dry-wit and everyday comfort together. The vintage-inspired “SMARTLESS” chest graphic sits against a soft, slightly brushed fabric that feels warm without being bulky. A roomy kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord, and classic fit make it a go-to layer for cool mornings, late-night study sessions, or low-key hangouts. Subtle DTF sleeve/wrist printing and optional embroidery placements add quality details that hold up wash after wash. Wear it when you want to make people smile without trying too hard.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
- Durable DTF and DTG print methods; optional embroidery on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethical sourcing; tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

SMARTLESS Logo Tee | Podcast Logo T-Shirt, Retro Badge Design SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Soft, lived-in comfort meets bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude. This classic crew-neck tee drapes casually across the shoulders and puts a retro-style “SMARTLESS” badge front and center — slightly distressed edges and warm sunset tones give it a nostalgic, road-trip vibe. The medium-weight cotton holds shape while staying breathable, making it a shirt you reach for on lazy weekends, late-night hangouts, or when you want to make people smile without saying a word. It wears like an old favorite from the first day: familiar, comfortable, and quietly confident.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner lines and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck label and DTG for main design for durable, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for irritation-free, responsibly produced wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Smartless Podcast Faces Tee | Graphic Podcast Shirt, Comedy True-Crime Art SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This shirt carries a bit of playful chaos — hand-drawn portraits layered into a collage and set against a muted teal block. The design reads like a late-night sketchbook: a little weird, a little earnest, and quietly clever. Wear it when you want to spark conversation without saying much. It settles into a casual weekend look or pairs easily with a denim jacket for shows, meetups, or coffee runs. The relaxed crew fit and soft, durable cotton keep it comfortable all day, while the detailed print holds up wash after wash. For people who prize originality and a subtle dose of humor, this tee feels like a small, wearable joke between friends.

Product features
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton for year-round comfort and durability
- Classic relaxed crew fit with ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Smooth, high-detail prints using DTG and DTF for crisp artwork
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for a comfortable, stable fit
- OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Smartless Podcast Portrait Sticker | Kiss-Cut Sticker SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Bright, glossy kiss-cut stickers made to announce fandom with personality. The square design pops with bold lettering and three smiling portraits framed by rainbow halos — a playful, retro-inspired look that livens up laptops, journals, water-bottle cases, and other smooth surfaces. The vinyl finish gives high color saturation and a scratch-resistant sheen, while the permanent adhesive keeps your decal in place for everyday wear. Apply it bubble-free and enjoy a durable, vivid accent that reads like a mini-poster of your favorite show or crew.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vibrant shine
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting adhesion
- Printed with eco-solvent inks for bold, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent backing and four size options
- Quick, smooth, bubble-free application (not waterproof)

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Smartless Radio Crewneck Sweatshirt | Retro Stripe Logo SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Soft, lived-in comfort with a touch of retro radio charm. This crewneck sits loose in all the right places, with a clean silhouette and a bold, slightly vintage logotype across the chest. The blocky “SMARTLESS RADIO” lettering and warm-striped accent read like an old-school station ident — the kind that sparks road-trip playlists, late-night shows, and friendly debates. Throw it on for drive-time banter, studio hangs, or those slow mornings when you want cozy fabric and a little personality. The feel is relaxed, the look is low-key nostalgic, and the durability means it keeps earning its place in your rotation.

Designed for everyday wear: breathable medium-weight fleece, ribbed collar that holds its shape, and strong double-needle stitching that stands up to repeat wear and washes. The tag is soft and tear-away, so there’s nothing between you and the crewneck’s comfort. Available with embroidery placement options for a subtly elevated finish.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and breathability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- Embroidered decoration options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away neck label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Smartless Radio Logo Hoodie | Retro Stripe Crewneck Sweatshirt SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a clean, vintage-inspired logo that reads “SMARTLESS RADIO” with a retro striped accent. Thick, brushed fabric and a double-lined hood fold into a sheltering silhouette—great for chilly recording sessions, late-night drives after live shows, or lounging with a favorite podcast. The kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and holds small essentials. Subtle sleeve and wrist print options add character without shouting; embroidery placement is available for a more tactile, elevated look. Built to last and easy to wear, this sweatshirt becomes a quiet statement piece for listeners and creators who value comfort and understated style.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and softness (Heather Sport: 60% polyester / 40% cotton)
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, durable fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG prints plus optional embroidery on chest and wrists

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Smartless Radio logo Hoodie | Retro Stripe Podcast Merch SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a relaxed, lived-in vibe: soft, medium-heavy fabric, a roomy kangaroo pocket, and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord. The clean front graphic (Smartless Radio with retro stripe) sits over the heart and reads like a low-key badge of belonging — great for long drives, late-night recordings, or mornings when you need something warm and simple. It wears comfortably over tees and layers without feeling bulky. Durable DTF/DTG printing keeps the logo crisp, and optional embroidery elevates the look if you want subtle texture on the chest or wrists.

Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular, seam-free body for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pocket
- Durable DTF and DTG printing; embroidery available on chest or wrists
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Smartless Radio Logo Tee | Vintage Stripe Logo T-Shirt SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This classic cotton tee carries a clean, retro-inspired logo that speaks to listeners who love thoughtful conversation and offbeat humor. The bold “SMARTLESS RADIO” wordmark and warm sunset stripe feel like a badge for long drives, studio sessions, and lazy weekend mornings with a podcast on. It wears like a favorite—soft, breathable, and sturdy—and the minimal front print keeps the vibe understated and genuine. Slip it on when you want your fandom to be casual, comfortable, and quietly confident.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-conscious build
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, durable front logo and sleeve/label prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Smartless Radio Rolled Poster | Retro Stripe Logo, Wall Art SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Crisp, bold, and unapologetically retro — this rolled poster brings the Smartless Radio vibe straight to your wall. Clean white background makes the chunky black logo and warm retro stripes pop, creating a minimalist focal point that reads loud and clear. Choose fine art for a textured, archival look, semi-gloss for vivid photographic color, or matte for a softer, less reflective finish. Lightweight and easy to roll for safe shipping, it arrives ready to frame, clip, or pin so it can slide right into dorm rooms, studios, or living spaces that celebrate good conversation and nostalgic style.

Product features
- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant color
- Three paper options: Fine Art (textured), Semi-Glossy (satin), Matte (non-reflective)
- Multiple sizes with horizontal and vertical orientations
- Archival-quality paper weights (285–260–180–200–189 g/m² depending on choice)
- Rolled for safe shipping; sourced from USA and Japan

Care instructions
- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

Smartless Radio Sticker | Retro Stripes Kiss-Cut Laptop Decal SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

A glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker that brings retro radio vibes to laptops, journals, water bottles, and more. Bold, black lettering reads “SMARTLESS RADIO” above a stacked set of warm retro stripes in red, orange, yellow, and blue — a compact, eye-catching decal that sticks smoothly and stays put. The glossy finish catches light and keeps colors vivid, while the durable vinyl and permanent acrylic adhesive hold firm on smooth, flat surfaces. Use the transparent or white-backed option to match the look you want. Sized choices let you pick a subtle accent or a bolder statement piece.

Product features
- Glossy scratch-resistant finish for vibrant shine
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive
- Printed with eco-solvent inks for bright, lasting color
- Quick, bubble-free application on smooth, flat surfaces
- Available in multiple sizes with white or transparent backing

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Smartless Radio sticker | Retro stripes logo kiss-cut vinyl sticker SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

A crisp, glossy vinyl sticker that channels retro broadcast vibes with bold, block lettering and a warm, vintage color stripe. Stick it on your laptop, journal, or studio gear to signal the kind of person who loves analog warmth in a digital world. The sticker’s clear edges and saturated ink give the design a vivid pop while the scratch-resistant finish keeps it looking sharp through daily wear. It settles into creative spaces — desk corners, mixer cases, water-resistant instrument cases — and quietly broadcasts your aesthetic before you say a word.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vibrant shine
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting display
- Eco-solvent inks for bright, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent backing and four sizes; quick, bubble-free application
- Note: indoor use (not waterproof); PNG design format required; adult-use product sourced from Japan

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

SmartLess Retro Script Kiss-Cut Stickers | Rainbow Stripe Laptop Decal SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

A playful, retro-inspired vinyl sticker that brings a pop of color and cheeky personality to laptops, journals, water bottles, or any smooth surface. The design pairs bold, cursive lettering with warm, vintage stripes for an upbeat, nostalgic vibe. Glossy, vibrant printing makes colors sing while the durable vinyl and strong permanent adhesive keep the sticker firmly in place after a quick, bubble-free application. Choose white or transparent backing and from four sizes to match your item and style.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish for long-lasting shine
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive (not waterproof)
- Eco-solvent inks for vivid, fade-resistant color
- Quick, bubble-free application; available in four sizes
- Options for white or transparent backing; PNG design format required

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

SmartLess retro stripe Sweatshirt | vintage script, rainbow bars SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

Soft, slightly vintage-feeling crewneck sweatshirt with a colorful retro graphic across the chest. The mid-weight 50/50 cotton–poly blend drapes comfortably and holds its shape, while ribbed collar and reinforced seams stand up to regular wear. The design reads like a laid-back throwback—bold stripes and rounded script—so it slides easily into weekend wardrobes, late-night study sessions, road trips, or casual hangouts. Wear it with high-waist jeans, layered under a jacket, or over a favorite tee when the air cools. The subtle tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free, and optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists) let you personalize the piece without changing its relaxed vibe.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams
- DTF-printed inner neck labels and DTG prints for clean, modern decoration; optional embroidery on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety standards for flammability and restricted substances

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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SmartLess retro striped logo Tee | vintage script graphic shirt SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This laid-back tee carries a warm, retro vibe—soft white cotton printed with a sunset-striped logo that reads “SmartLess.” Lightweight but sturdy, it sits comfortably across the shoulders and falls in a relaxed, classic fit. Wear it to low-key meetups, podcast-listening sessions, or weekend coffee runs. The ribbed collar keeps its shape through repeated washes and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. The subtle vintage stripes add personality without shouting; it’s a shirt that feels like a familiar laugh and an easy conversation starter.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for improved drape and reduced stretching
- DTG + DTF printing for crisp front logo, printed sleeve details and inner neck label
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Smartless Trio Portrait Tee | Jason Bateman Sean Hayes Will Arnett SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

A soft, straight-cut cotton tee with a bold, retro-inspired front print that reads like a pop-culture poster. The design pairs three stylized portraits with a warm, vintage color wash and chunky headline type, giving the shirt an irreverent, nostalgic energy. Wear it when you want to nod to late-night humor and indie fandom without shouting — it layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans for a relaxed, lived-in look.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/label graphics
- OEKO-TEX certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Surreal Triple Portrait 'Smart Less' Crewneck Sweatshirt SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This cozy crewneck brings playful weirdness to everyday wear. The soft, mid-weight fleece drapes comfortably while a bold, surreal portrait print on the front adds tongue-in-cheek attitude — the stacked faces and hand-drawn “SMARTLESS” lettering read like a late-night sketch come to life. Wear it on slow mornings, travel days, or while lounging with friends; it feels lived-in from the first pull-over and keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and reinforced stitching. Subtle details — tear-away neck label, tubular knit body, and ethically sourced cotton blend — make it easy to reach for again and again.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints with DTG main print; embroidery placement options available
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets key safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Three Faces Retro Rainbow Portrait Tee | Graphic T-Shirt SmartLess | SmartLess Official Merch

This lightweight cotton tee brings low-key vintage energy to everyday wear. A crisp, centered artwork of three retro-styled portraits sits across the chest, each haloed with warm rainbow rings that push the graphic off the white field. The shirt wears roomy and relaxed, letting the print be the focal point while staying comfortable for long days and late-night hangs. Wear it with worn denim, layered under an open shacket, or tossed over a tote — it reads like a quiet anthem for people who collect memories, playlists, and inside jokes. The soft yet durable cotton keeps the print crisp wash after wash, and the tear-away label and stable collar make it effortless to wear all day.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, stable fit
- DTG and DTF printing for high-detail chest artwork and crisp sleeve/label prints
- Shoulder tape and reinforced stitching to prevent stretching and keep shape
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, tear-away label, 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat