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Fartless Crewneck Sweatshirt | Retro Patch Lettering SmartLess

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Product Details

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt brings dry humor and bold vintage vibes to everyday wear. The soft, medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend holds shape while feeling substantial and warm. A retro-styled, embroidered-style chest graphic reads with tongue-in-cheek attitude, framed by a subtle shadow for a lived-in look. Clean ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams give a structured silhouette that layers easily over tees or under jackets. Wear it to lazy weekends, low-key hangouts, or when you want to spark a laugh without saying a word — it feels lived-in from the first pull-on and ages into a favorite go-to.<br/><br/>Product features<br/>- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability<br/>- Embroidered-style decoration available on chest and wrists for a tactile, retro look<br/>- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear<br/>- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste<br/>- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away inner neck label for comfort<br/><br/>Care instructions<br/>- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)<br/>- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed<br/>- Tumble dry: low heat<br/>- Do not dryclean<br/>- <br/>

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